Things you may hear in a bar...

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long time.


Official Drink Recipes:



Grand Marnier®

Jack Daniel's®

3 Foot Ninja 2

Directions: Attack with the a, s, and d keys. Move with the arrow keys. The spacebar couches and blocks. The 1, 2, and 3 keys use the corresponding potion.


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