Things you may hear in a bar...

Some points to remember [about animals]: (1) Don't go to sleep under big animals, e.g., elephants, rhinoceri, hippopotamuses; (2) Don't put animals with sharp teeth or poisonous fangs down the front of your clothes; (3) Don't pat certain animals, e.g., crocodiles and scorpions or dogs you have just kicked. -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"

 

Official Drink Recipes:

Absolut®

Frangelico®

Grand Marnier®

Jack Daniel's®

Battleships

Directions: Using the mouse, place your ships and sink the computers.

 

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