Things you may hear in a bar...

Delusions are often functional. A mother's opinions about her children's beauty, intelligence, goodness, et cetera ad nauseam, keep her from drowning them at birth.


Official Drink Recipes:



Grand Marnier®

Jack Daniel's®

Shove It

Directions: Move with the arrow keys. Move the blue blocks on to the yellow spots. Be sure not to get it stuck in a corner or next to the wall.


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