Things you may hear in a bar...

Second Law of Business Meetings: If there are two possible ways to spell a person's name, you will pick the wrong one.
-- Corollary: If there is only one way to spell a name, you will spell it wrong, anyway.


Official Drink Recipes:



Grand Marnier®

Jack Daniel's®

Top Gin

Directions: Use the arrow keys to move, control to fire air weapons, and shift to fire ground weapons. Stay alive as long as you can. Note the buildings on the ground have weapons upgrades, health, shields, and extra life. The only way to blow up ground objects is to use bombs with the shift key. Good luck.


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